From a WSJ Mossberg/Swisher talk:
ANOTHER AUDIENCE MEMBER: You’re basically saying somebody robbed my house and they drove a car down a road to get to my house. So you have to do something about the road or something about the car.
MR. EMANUEL: That’s a stupid example,…
nanny-nanny-boo-boo
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT:
A Guide to Shirtlessness by the Men of Westeros & EssosCHAPTER SUMMARIES:
I - Introduction - I’m Shirtless! Now What?
Congratulations, you’ve taken your shirt off! But there’s so much more to do now, than just stand there, shirtless. The next chapters will instruct you on what to do, to make you the best, most well-rounded shirtless individual you can be!
II - The Mane Event
Sure, you’re shirtless, but that doesn’t mean you neglect the rest of what you’ve got! Learn how to care for and show off some shiny, conditioned hair along with your shirtless bod to stun that sexy spearwife!
by Jon Snow
III - The Voice of Command
Men need to walk the walk and talk the talk. Here’s a quick guide on knowing what to say, when to say it, and how to say it right - it’ll melt her knickers every time! Work on that sultry, soothing voice that can make any maiden want to comfort you in a time of need.
by Robb Stark
IV - Good Grooming Gets You Going
Cleanse, exfoliate, manscape and moisturize! Knowing how to care for your skin is crucial if you’re going to flaunt that bod. Our expert shows you how to do it right, step-by-step, and shows you the best products to use for the job.
by Loras Tyrell
V - Staying Safe in the Sun
Harsh rays can damage you when you work hard and party harder in the sun. Thanks to some tried-and-true Dothraki tips, know how to stay protected whilst still having fun frolicking in the heat!
by Khal Drogo
VI - Sideface & Super Fit
Flaunting a shirtless torso means having to work at it regularly to stay in shape and keep fit. More importantly, practise how to fight properly - if you’re prepping for a fight, do it right! Here are some exercises to keep those washboard abs showing and those pectorals nice and perky. Bonus tips on how to oil yourself up just enough to get the ladies staring.
by Gendry Waters (co-written by Arya Stark)
VII - You’ve Seen The Best, Now See The Rest!
She’s seen your chest, your hair, your great skin, slamming bod, and that sexy voice - there’s only one thing left. Our expert teaches you when to know the right time, and - more importantly - how to introduce her to your penis.
by Theon Greyjoy
VIII - A Time of Change
For our adolescent readers: your body’s growing, changing, and maturing. What better way to keep up with all these changes than by engaging in a sexual relationship with your cousin?! Only this man can show you how it’s done.
by Lancel Lannister
IX - The Art of Seduction
Just because you’re a king doesn’t mean you don’t still have to work hard at wooing your mate-du-jour. This king shows you how to smooth talk, straddle, and snuggle your way to score a home run. (75% success rate!)
by Renly BaratheonMade for Throneland Challenge 10: Best Sellers
Oh, fans.
AUGH! NO, NO! THIS IS GIN! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM TO FILL THE RESERVOIRS WITH VODKA! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, IT SMELLS LIKE A PINE FOREST!
EVERYONE STAY BACK UNTIL WE CAN GET SOME TONIC WATER TO ONE OF THE SPRINKLERS!
I am still waiting for the moment when Tony Stark will show up to fix all the stuff.
YOU’D BETTER BE ON LITERAL FIRE OR HAVE A MASSIVE TICKING TIME BOMB STRAPPED TO YOUR CHEST BECAUSE I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE THAT’S SO GOD DAMNED IMPORTANT IT CAN’T WAIT TEN MINUTES UNTIL I’M OUT OF THE SHOWER.
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